Best Secret Santa presents for the housemate you hate
Secret Santa is amazing fun if you draw one of your friends. If, however, sods law has it that you draw the one housemate you just can’t stand then here’s some ideas for gifts to get for the least favourite person in your life.
Testicle Stress Ball – £3.99 from findmeagift.co.uk
Because living with them can be a real ball ache.
‘I got this because my Secret Santa knows nothing about me’ mug – £10 from redbubble.com
Honesty is the best policy, after all.
Twat chocolate – £3.45 from Ebay
It’s their fault if they can’t take a joke.
‘List of people I want to punch in the face’ notebook – £6.99 from gettingpersonal.co.uk
Let this be a warning to them.
Value Secret Santa t-shirt – £5.99 from Ebay
The perfect t-shirt to sum up just how little you appreciate their company.
Mint and Chocolate vodka infusion kit – £5.95 from Esty
This gift is great because it looks like you’ve got them something nice. Actually, what you’ve bought is something that either a) they’ll never use or b) will completely waste their time. Result!
Emergency underpants keyring – £6.50 from Ebay
Ugly and a bit grim, just like them.
Clip on beard baubles – £0.99 each from Ebay
Perfect for a guy or girl, depending on how savage you’re feeling.
Ball of nothing – £4.99 from findmeagift.co.uk
A ball of exactly how much they mean to you.
Pet baked bean – £2.90 from Etsy
Probably better company than them.
Pass the sprout – £6.99 from qwerkity.com
Something completely pointless- just like them.